Now Pay Attention PLEASE!
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I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by. Important letters that contain no errors, will develop errors in the mail. Tell me what you need, and I'll tell you how to get along without it.  If you are good, you will be assigned ALL the work. If you are REALLY good, you will get out of it. Accept that some days you are the pigeon and some days you are the statue. I don't have an attitude problem, you have a perception problem. You are ALWAYS doing something marginal when the boss drops by your desk. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I don't suffer from stress. I am a carrier.  I used to have a handle on life, but it broke. At work, the authority of a person, is inversley proportional to the number of pens that person is carrying. Out of my mind. . . Back in five minutes. When you don't know what to do, walk fast and look worried. You are slower than a herd of turtles, stampeding through peanut butter.  '`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`' Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level, then they beat you with experience. The last person that quit or was fired, will be held responsible for EVERYTHING that goes wrong. A pat on the back, is only a few centimeters from a kick in the butt. |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||| You can go anywhere you want, if, you look serious and carry a clipboard.  Try not to let your mind wander. It is too small to be out by itself. Just because your head is pointed, doesn't mean you're sharp. Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film. |